I'm Plex. Like, obviously that's not what my stoopid parents called me, cuz they're not like, creative or deep or into expressing the emotions or anything like that. I found the name in a book on wicca that my level 8 Warlock BFF lended me for the week. He's like, totally emo like me. But lately he's been looking at that skanky dry-bag Stacy Dignam (And yes, OFC I know she's gonna see this. I already read her dumb little entry on this so called 'Social Experiment'. Guh! The only true method of experimentation involves divining the future from crystals and looking at the moon progression. What an R-tard!)
Anyway, forget her, cuz my other BFF Joney's gonna help me put a hex on her that's gonna make her alone and unhappy for all eternity. What a wench!
I gotta go dye my hair pink for the seance.
may know your true name..if its ok
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