Third Post - Mr. Roth

Hi there,

Im Hyman Roth, town pork butcher. My family have run the pork circuit in Nappy Cove and nearby Ganleydale for over 60 yeers, but lets just say some unsavourables (foreign) are trying to undercut me with cheap convienience food, and thats my problem thats my gripe.

Im a ham man, and a jew, and some people say that dont go but whatta they know, I got a slice of every porkbelly comin in and outta the Southwest.

I live here with my wife Nigella, if you could even say she still lives here. I tell her and tell her all day, 'Will ya put down that long island and come out from that study? What are you a nightbat?!' But she never does.

I will finish my post now.