Nelly the dog

woof woof,
i went to the hair dressers today and you'll never guess what Malissa Queerhawk and Jasmin Goodtime were chatting about, well you'll never guess so i'll tell you. Jacinta Saint Queef had an abortion like two days ago !! ........ I KNOW !!!!!!!! the father was Terry Burn the butcher, he gave her more than she expected in her sunday joint, that's for sure.
By all accounts she was eleven weeks gone and she pissed out a little sea horse ..... OMG .... OMFG like !!!!
and Terry Burn said he cant have children and she's a tramp and her mother reared a whore and stuff ....... but she says he's a prick and had a small willy.
FYI Terry, Jacinta just has a bucket fanny, i'm sure you're just fine !!

I was bursting for a number twoseys after all my pampering so i trotted across the road to the grass to lay a steamer, when all i say was Jasmin Goodtime vomiting up her lunch ! The bulimic tramp !

also; NOTICE; Pups free to good home; 3male 2 female. MUST GO SOON or else will be drowned by my owner Bill