Hello hello hello,
Im the town bobby, Partario. I had hoped to make an entry on this blog in a personal capacity but first of all it is duty that compells me. As we all saw a few days ago the local reporter Mr. Peeves made some accusations about the town meat standards on this blog. As the investigation is on-going I will not comment about our leads but it is no secret that we have two perveyors of pork goods in the town with stiff competition, I just want to make it clear that no stone is going unturned in these frightening allegations.
I am appealing for vigilance from our residents as Mr. Peeves has recieved some strong threats against his health as a result of his findings and I ask you watch out for suspicious activity.
Being a policeman aint all glamourous like the movies make out you know, no yachts, just stakeouts and takin down the bad guys with true grit. But it gets in your blood..sure youre up to your neck in human scum 15 hours a day, but you know youre out there making a difference..
Stay safe nappy cove,
Officer Partario.
Ps - If anyone knows whos commited any crimes in the region please contact me on 908-471-1157Q, or on skype; username: serpico-neutongaye
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