'allo 'allo' allo! Oi'm Charlie Whippet, the local Postie! Oi'meant to gerr'on this thing sooner but oi ditn't 'ave no time sir. An' then wiv all this talk ah missin' tapes an' me not deliv'rin 'em oi said I'd better set things straight. Oi got them there tapes to Olivia an' I can say as sure as an'thing that they wer real. So that's that!
Now the nex' thing I wanna say is that there's bin a lota strange packages comin' through the Office the last few weeks. Real strange... Like this wan that 'ad a big 'D' stamped on it goin' to wan of the local pork shops (though I can't say which wan coz oi I endin' up like that Peeves fellow!)Oi sed it ter Olivia tho so s'pose she'll sort it all owt.
Right-oh me loveys, oi gotta go. Parcels need a-deliverin'.
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