Sunday, September 13, 2009

Father Jack Stapleton

Good evening.

I see that the number of entries to this blog have dropped in the wake of the recent tragedies. It would seem that many of the townsfolk are afraid that taking part in this social experiment could see them ending up like the late Mr. Peeves. However, I must insist that we, as a community, continue with our updates. We cannot give in to fear and allow it to stop us leading normal lives. We must be brave if we are to have any hope of combating these murderous unsavouries.

Now; some of the more eagle-eyed readers may notice that I mentioned 'tragedies' in the opening of this blog.

This is not a mistake on my part.



It is with a heavy heart that I must tell you all that Mr. William (Bill) Squits has passed away after being found savagely beaten in Swanson's Park. He was found yesterday evening by Professor Brane who was in the park testing out his new device to turn leaves into sponges whn he made the discovery. Suffice to say he'll be having nightmares for a week. A police investigation is underway but as of yet they have no leads. Bill is survived by his wife Miriam and our thoughts are with her at this trying time.

Fr. Jack

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